0117hrs and counting... Hungry...Hungry...Hungry...*growling*...But I know I gotta lose some...
time's running out, and i'm so exhausted... oh well, bummer... i really got no mood to blog but heck, i just wanna let it all go... haiz... fat fat fat fat day... haiz... i look into the mirror and oh, good lord, i saw something bulging out of nowhere... my jeans look horrible, my shirts look flabby... haiz... my checks gone wrong... my lady lumps just looked errrrr.... okay, i'm not gonna digress... i'm so turning myself into some paranoid/typical blogger... haiz... fuck okay fuck! my whole image has turned into a gruggy soggy pudgy chipmunk stuck in an HDB flat... haiz!!! oh.. food is glorious but too much of it will turn you into some sinner... oh gawd... everyday of my December is filled with empty stomach and filled it up till full... how sinful... wen i look at myself, it reminded me of PRINCESS FIONA IN OGRE GET-UP... orgh!!! i smell like onions too... argh! my armpit hair is growing like thick bushes... oorhhhh!!! my hair is so fuckin' not cooperating... tell ya, my hair got mood too... PMS... well, i'm at it.. i spent my days being crucifixed to the couch watching tv, in front of my damn comp, lying around at home & doing nuthin in particular... agrh!!!! need some pills... numb me...shred me...suck me...DDRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY... aorgagrh!!! i need to get something fixed now or i'm doomed by the time 03-01-06 0845hrs comes... argh! my hands are sooo Professor Klumps... My cheeks are sooo chipmunks... my belly is sooo bridget jones before kena fucked up... my feet is sooo King Kong!!!! wooomg... i think i've got real issue here:
PARANOIA HAS STRUCK ME... LOSING MYSELF... SCHIZOPRENIA IS BACK... MY PILLS... INSOMNIA HAS DEEPENED ME... WAKE UP TOO LATE!!!!
yikes... i need some professional help... anyone?
oh well, i do noe you have some thick bushy underarms or vagina... at least you didn't blurt it out like me... oh my gawd... haiz... EXTREME makeover someone...anyone...anybody....somebody????? *screams*
