600TH POST: RANDOM NEWS

Breaking News: One of The Jonas Brothers is getting hitched and he is none other than... Kevin Jonas! 

I know it's random but seems like The Jonas Brothers will soon grow up to be men. 

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REALITY BITES YOU REAL HARD

I admit that I shouldn't be too mean at Jade Goody but can't help denying how life sucks to be her. For those who doesn't know this, Jade Goody is a UK reality star who shot famous after her racist remarks to Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty on Celebrity Big Brother. 

Last year, she was asked to appear as guest on an Indian's take on Big Brother called Bigg Boss (yes, go on, laugh). Two weeks after filming began, Jade received a phone call from UK that she was down with cervical cancer and needed immediate treatment asap. All of that was caught on camera but never aired. Der-ruh-mah!

So, all eyes were on Jade Goody's health for the past few months. From being on the hospital bed to her marriage to her son's baptism. Everything was under the media's attention! 

Now, the best part is. Jade Goody was shot to fame on a reality TV show for being foul-mouthed. After she got on to another reality TV show, she had cancer. Today, she is living her life with her own (her very very own) reality TV 'show'/'drama' regarding her life down with cancer. 

Isn't that amazing? Don't call me cruel but she gotta thank God for all the media attention she is receiving. Come on, the world's watching her and counting down to her very last days. Isn't that reality TV for you, Mrs Tweed? 

By the way, I am really not about being cruel or critical but I am stating the obvious observation here. The world has been counting down. Her days have been numbered. Her cancer had spread to her brain, groin and bowel. At this very moment that I am typing this, Jade Goody is resting and awaiting for death to befall on her. She wishes to die at home, surrounded by her family. She has 2 sons aged 4 and 5 with husband, Jack Tweed. 

We all know that she will be dearly missed. Her life is a reality TV show. Her 'soon-to-be' departure, would be another reality TV show. Like Season Two, for the public funeral. We gotta give it to her... 

Let's give this brave young thing a round of applause for all the great things she had done in life. May God bless her soul. 

Get well soon, Jade Goody. We'll miss you. 

LOOK AT THESE LOVELIES

So cute! So adorable! So nice! 

I guess kids nowadays dress better than adults! But Mr Brad Pitt looks like a really cool daddy here!  Take a closer look at Shiloh's grey jeans! She is wearing baby skinnies! Awesome! I think she'll grow up to be a cool rock chic! 

Check out Zahara's pretty little glittery mary-janes! Aren't those adorable? And leggings! LEGGINGS! 

It's time that tweens (look under Miley Slut-rus), anybody! Should start learning from these toddlers! They are winners! :D

Barbie & Ken X Karl Lagerfeld @ Colette

This year marks Barbie's 50th anniversary! Hoorah! 

This month, Barbie & Ken will be on display windows at France's Colette boutique from the 9th to 28th March 2009. Done by Mr Karl Lagerfeld. 

The world's most famous stylish doll has turned into a real fashion icon! 

Look at Karl Lagerfeld's collection above! I couldn't resist the awesome display of Barbie & Ken's collection. Beautiful. 

Can I fly to France tomorrow? Anyone up to buy for me a pair of return tickets to France/Singapore? Accommodation, food and tour guide included, please. 

Please. Please. Please. 

I don't wanna be scrolling images after images on Colette's website. 

You know, this could be a sign cos I saw this coming on Channel NewsAsia about Shanghai's 6-Storey Barbie store! 

Read my lips. SIX FUCKING STOREYS OF BARBIE! I CAN DIE IN THERE!

ANY SLUMDOG FANS OUT THERE?

(image from AP Images)

Text by Perez Hilton.

The father of one of the breakout stars from Slumdog Millionaire is attempting to squeeze more money out of Slumdog director Danny Boyle!

Azharuddin Ismail, who played Salim in the Oscar winning pic was initially paid $1,000 dollars during the filming of Slumdog and $25,000 dollars have supposedly been placed in a trust that Ismail will have access to once he turns 18.

Boyle also supplies the 10 year old boy with a $30 dollar a week allowance and has promised to purchase his family a new home out of the slums for $30,000 dollars!

That's not nearly enough for Ismail's father, Mohammed!!

Are you kidding???

The money-grubbing father is demanding the money ASAP, telling reporters, "My son has taken on the world and wom. I am so proud of him but I want more money. I want the money now, it is of no use later. Mr. Boyle should take care of my son."

Mohammed was photographed beating his son last week after Ismail begged to rest his jet-lagged body upon returning from the Oscar ceremonies in Los Angeles!

Awful!

Slumdog producers are adamant on insisting the amount of money in the trust has not been revealed, but regardless, the money in a trust for good reason!

Keep the $$$$$ far away from this man!!!

Editor's Note: If not for the parents, I think I would have watched Slumdog Millionaire right from the beginning. Thoughts, anyone?

MY GAGA OVER LADY GAGA

Fresh out of Perez Hilton's oven! Fresh out of Perez Hilton's oven! Fresh out of Perez Hilton's oven!

These vintage photographs of Lady GaGa were contributions from her buddies.
Look at what year was that! Nineteen ninety eight 1998!

Laughs.

Lady Gaga looks so scary now! Her scary transformation reminded me of how I reacted when I bumped into my old buddies from Primary School and seeing how much they had changed over the years!

HOW CAN I PUT IT GENTLY

Are you sure, not?
Is this really Princess RiRi?
(okay, hints on the tattoo on her left shoulder)

Okay, I'm pretty convinced that this is Rihanna. Poor thing, poor poor thing..... Now she needs a rehab for all that Chris Brown had left on her.

Chris Brown, how could you do this to Princess RiRi? :(

T-MOBILE COMMERCIAL

I saw this on Perez Hilton the other day and can't seem to load the video on my blog so here it goes.


NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WILL SINGAPORE EVER DO THIS KIND OF COMMERCIAL OR GET THEIR PEOPLE TO GROOVE SIMULTANEOUSLY IN A TRAIN STATION! NEVER!



This is T-Mobile's TV Commercial, superbly synchronized, organized and choreographed. Of course, I bet those who are dancing are hired dancers who posed as regular commuters at the train station.

Let's see what the public think of this.



Imagine what the producers/directors/choreographers are thinking. That's crazy! How many people are there on the ground floor of the train station really? What does it take to achieve this event?



Awesome huh? Now, let's see how they rehearsed all this on the night before the real big thing.



HAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!! Awesome Awesome Awesome!!! Production has never felt so exhilarating before!

POP MUSIC WILL NEVER BE LOW BROW

I kinda have the good vibe today and started downloading Backstreet Boys & NSYNC songs. Damn, I'm hooked!

But I prefer Lady Gaga. Now, I think I have been hooked on Lady Gaga's performances. She is wacky! Her style just screams "LOOK AT ME!" but what matters most is that this electronic pop artist is so awesome live!

Lady Gaga, please come to Singapore. I will watch you right upfront and backstage too! You make me so happy (But Yusri makes me happier)

*exclaims*

Here's my Gaga-ness over Lady Gaga's Live Performances:









"It's definitely pop. 150,000% Pop... It's pretty eclectic, theatrics pop."

HAUS OF GAGA!!!

WHICH WAY TO GO?

I can't emphasize more on the can of A&W root beer Lindsay Lohan is holding. Okay, that's not the point. My point is this:

Hate 'em or Love 'em.

Lindsay & Samantha are the hottest lesbian couple in Hollywood and who can ever deny that. They don't look overly done and kinda casual, too! So what if gossips spreading around about their breakup or how childish Lindsay is handling the situation on her myspace.

I love 'em! Mainly cos they're the most casual and unglam couple around! Look at Saman's stinky face with cig on her lips and Lindsay's no makeup face! Totally unglam, okay!

WHEN I GROW UP

I have a confession to make. And this will make just one person to laugh at me for this blogpost. Look at this photo of Jessica Alba and her baby. Isn't this lovely?

What's coming over me?

The answer: There's no room to hate anyone, just admire them. And that includes Jessica Alba and Hillary Duff.

Honestly, I hated them last year. But this year, my feelings started to show more admiration for these ladies. I gotta admit, they are strong and capable women. When I grow up, I want to look like Jessica Alba happy with a baby on her lap and on the roadside, at the playground and looking at the baby learning how to walk. Sweet, huh?

STEAL THE LOOK

Looks like Drew Barrymore is going rocker chic! She's all geared up in rocker attire.
I love love love Drew's taste! :)
Now, that's babe in total control of herself.

POP 2009

Pop music never sound the same in 2009. Forget the Americans or British, let's give the French, Finnish and Aussie a chance! :)



Cool and Bored by Le Corps Mince De Francoise (Hailed from Finland)



Cover of Britney Spears' Womanizer by Sliimy (Hailed from France)



Trouble is Friend by Lenka (hailed from Australia)

LONDON FASHION WEEK: RED LABEL

The day the London Fashion Week got the worst shock of their lives - A Living Mannequin! Yikes!

NOW, EVERYBODY SAY...

(image taken from Perez Hilton.com)

aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww.................................

HEADLINES

The world according to Perez Hilton...

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17 teen girls from Gloucester, Massachusetts' high school are pregnant, according to Time magazine.

For reals.

AND, none of the sperminted teens are older than 16!!!!!!!

That's not the kicker.

Concerned school officials trying to figure out why sooooo many girls became preggers discovered that nearly half the expecting students confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together.

WTF????

WHY?????????

Dumb! DUmb! Dumb!

Time goes on to say that the girls who made the pregnancy pact reacted to the news that they were expecting with high fives and plans for baby showers.

Wait.

There's more craziness.

The principal of the high school reports, "We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy."

Why would the teens go out of their way to get pregnant?

The preggers 17 declined to be interviewed, but a recent graduate of Gloucester High, who gave birth to a babe her freshman year tells the mag, "They're so excited to finally have someone to love them unconditionally. I try to explain it's hard to feel loved when an infant is screaming to be fed at 3 a.m."

And, it's asserted that the high school has done perhaps too good a job of embracing young mothers.

Sex-ed classes end freshman year at Gloucester, where teen parents are encouraged to take their children to a free on-site day-care center.

The Gloucester school committee reportedly plans to vote later this summer on whether to provide contraceptives. The town is called very Catholic, so who knows how that vote will go down.

But some say that won't do much to solve the issue of teens wanting to get pregnant.

A classmate of the girls in the pregnancy pact said, "No one's offered them a better option."

So sad that the teens there feel so hopeless.

What do you think needs to be done?

Someone needs to do an anti-Juno flick…fast!

Teen pregnancy is not a good 'trend'.

It's not to be taken lightly!

P.S. Note to all the boys: She may tell you she's on the pill, but use a condom AND pull out as well!

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